ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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imayoshishouichi:

dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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hqlines:

♡ Find all good posts here! ♡

hqlines:

♡ Find all good posts here! ♡

(Source: actuates)

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theludicrousrival:

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

they do and they say things like go respond to the fuckstick who fell down the stairs for the third time this week and shit himself in the process.

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Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

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imaginemarvelandmore:

pink-c0ffee:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Real Heroes…Real niggas…Real MVP

Never not gonna reblog this

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natskep:

Visit http://natskep.com - This is awesome. #darwin #jesus #charlesdarwin #jesuschrist #evolution #atheist #atheism #freethinker #godless #agnostic #religion #god

natskep:

Visit http://natskep.com - This is awesome. #darwin #jesus #charlesdarwin #jesuschrist #evolution #atheist #atheism #freethinker #godless #agnostic #religion #god

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hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

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