lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

(Source: blenderqueer)

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lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

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best-of-memes:

Laser pointer mounted on the head of the cat .
It’s all fun and games until he looks at your face .

best-of-memes:

Laser pointer mounted on the head of the cat .

It’s all fun and games until he looks at your face .

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ftcreature:

Helpful shark is helpful.

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jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

i better have a valentine this year
(*hint hint hint*)

*nudges you in the shoulder* hint hint

*punches you in the face* HINT HINT

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alex-cat:

Preach it Elsa! 👽

alex-cat:

Preach it Elsa! 👽

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Your name still breaks my heart.

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I’m listening to a podcast and the subject is skepticism and mental health.

I’ve never listened to a podcast that was so relatable. ….

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

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can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

fun fact: sending me anon hate increases my chances of caring what u think by 0%

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natskep:

Visit http://natskep.com - Aren’t we just so damn small

natskep:

Visit http://natskep.com - Aren’t we just so damn small

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