hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

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divineirony:

A Universe Not Made For Us: Carl Sagan on Religion and Geocentrism/Anthropocentrism

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I have this exciting game a play with most of my family members called leave me the fuck alone.

  • me: *sick*
  • me: *goes on laptop*
  • parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE LAPTOP IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

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theangrytherapist:

April 22, 1958
57 Perry Street
New York City

Dear Hume,

You ask advice: ah, what a very human and very dangerous thing to do! For to give advice to a man who asks what to do with his life implies something very close to egomania. To presume to point a man to the right and ultimate goal— to…

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thejacketslut:

Honey, this mirror isn’t big enough for the two of us for ieroking

(Source: thejacketslut)

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keinermachtfurdichmehr:

luchaigcaileag:

Someone left the cat pipes on.

The internet has sprung a leak

keinermachtfurdichmehr:

luchaigcaileag:

Someone left the cat pipes on.

The internet has sprung a leak

(Source: rileyjanelle)

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erase the messages , delete the numbers & move on . you don’t have to forget them , but just accept that they aren’t that person anymore .
(via silly-luv)

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Thanks for acting like you cared..
Saddest Six Word Story (via babaengmagulo)

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